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"The consequences are that you won't be able to experience the ideal spiritual afterlife.
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Mark says although there's free agency when you're a Mormon, there's incredibly strict guidelines and rules and if you have sex before marriage: So if you're resorting to friends jumping on the bed, and only being one pelvic thrust away from intercourse, why not just have sex? It's group sex like you'd never thought of it Did you know if someone else jumps on the bed, the movement doesn’t count? #notallheros #exmormon #soaking #soaktok #hiatus #backatit #mormonshit #exmo ♬ Wildest Dreams - bry That's where a friend (or whoever you can get - maybe a stranger walking down your dorm hallway) jumps on the bed while a couple 'soaks', the jumping causes the bed to move up and down and therefore mimics 'real sex' and allows the soakers to get it on without, again, technically getting it on. If you're thinking ' Hang on? Why not just invite a mate over to jump on the bed and help the couple 'soaking' get some thrusting up in there!?'ĭon't worry, they've already thought of that.Įnter 'jump humping.' The Mormon threesome that's also gone viral on TikTok.
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He's an ex-Mormon and says if Mormons have sex before marriage they won't get to experience the full glory of the afterlife party with god.Īnd you'll probably be shamed by the church and your community.īasically, it's a loophole for Mormons to satisfy their sex needs without sinning. "There's so many insane, and wild aspects of the Mormon religion," explains SBS Editor Mark Mariano. Reply to soaking #exmormon #exmormonhumor #exmormontiktok #provo #provoutah #byu #exmo #exlds #soaking #excult #cult #mormons ♬ original sound - Exmo Lex So why the weird bizarre awkward sexvention?